Someone who knows how to BLEED better than anyone.

DEAD ONES ARE MORE ALIVE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE and the bodies aren't stacked like COVID CORONA NEW YORK CITY as MISTAKES NUMBER 39.

The forest of LIFE brings many chaps but when someone is anxious to take your picture and say I will call the police and there are certain things buzzing around in the air that is to quite A CHAGRIN to some of his others then you got a a SLAM DUNK CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS to say to them and all of their RIDERS that are in the saddle with them.

TESS TESS TESS is reaching from the grave as CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS as now I KNOW the STALKERS which I know you now they can say you are onto something big.

CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 4, 2022

congradufuckalations

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...

Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

congradufuckalations by The idiot!! April 2, 2008

congradufuckulations

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.

Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."

congradufuckulations by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

congratufuckinlations

A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.

You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.

congratufuckinlations by Smoove B February 2, 2005

Congratfuckulations

An answer you reply with when someone tells you something that you don't care about

OMG I got Drew's number!!

Congratfuckulations

Congratfuckulations by SaSa Luvs You August 12, 2008

congratufuckinlations

Congratulations. To celebrate something, with special emphasis. Usually derrogatory, as in when someone does something really stupid, like announces that they have to go to the bathroom. Fuck can emphasize any word. Has special emphasis when inserted in the word, e.g. congratufuckinlations.

Vicky's status message: I went pee

Sajai's response: Congratufuckinlations

congratufuckinlations by Sajai K. November 18, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026