congestinate 

The liability of the reli Johnson’s

I’ll really congestinate you

congestinate by Reli Johnson May 6, 2019

Conestipated 

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.

I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

Conestipated by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010

congestilations 

1) A person who has a sneeze or stuffy nose that attempts to say "congratulations" to another person.

2) When Luis is on his QWERTY phone and messes up on spelling "congratulations."

Congestilations Katie! You're 20 years old now!

congestilations by LocoLuis July 30, 2009

conjestipated 

Constipated and surrounded by a crowd of idiots!

I'm so conjestipated after eating a bowl of beans in a sold out movie.

conjestipated by LAD1079 April 9, 2015

congestipated 

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

congestipated by me66in January 27, 2009

Congestipated 

When you hold your poop in for so long your intestines become congested.

After a 3 hour drive with no bathroom stops and a large breakfast, my dad was in considerable pain, he was congestipated.

Congestipated by Adidas_11 January 11, 2025

conglutinate

to glue, or to join

I have to conglutinate my puzzle pieces together after I finish making them.
Me and my best friend always conglutinate the same club together.

conglutinate by anonymous April 29, 2021