congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

by me66in January 27, 2009

Congestipated

When you hold your poop in for so long your intestines become congested.

After a 3 hour drive with no bathroom stops and a large breakfast, my dad was in considerable pain, he was congestipated.

by Adidas_11 January 11, 2025