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From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!
Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!
by Phatzoot June 15, 2011
Get the Spess mug.Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!
Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
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Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!
You: "Sean, can i borrow a quid off ya till later?" Sean: "Nah!" You: "Worth!"
"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"
Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!
"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"
Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
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You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "
You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
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Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!
You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!
Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!
Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!
You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!
Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
Get the Bog Weed mug.Some geezer was largin' it off to us earlier!
Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!
Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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