16 definitions by Phatzoot

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The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!
James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!
Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
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From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!
Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!
by Phatzoot June 15, 2011
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The words used to describe something that sucks!
Chris, you can't sleep through your shift tonight i'm afraid, there's loads of work to do!
Oh man, That's fuckin' ball hang!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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When you don't remember smashing a whole pub up and everybody inside it!
Some geezer was largin' it off to us earlier!

Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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Really Really Crap Ganja! Bottom of the barrell weed!
Also Known As Boggers
You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?

Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!

You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!

Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
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Pronounced PUICE Like Juice!

A random word generated at any random time to fill silence and cause mass confusion amongst strangers! the louder the better! can and should be extended to peeeeeeeeeeeeeuce! and you should shout it out in the most ridiculous voice you are capable of with your head tilted down at a dodgy angle!
Joe shouted out PEUCE really loudly in lakeside shopping centre earlier and pranged everyone right out!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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