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Definitions by Phatzoot

Pronounced PUICE Like Juice!

A random word generated at any random time to fill silence and cause mass confusion amongst strangers! the louder the better! can and should be extended to peeeeeeeeeeeeeuce! and you should shout it out in the most ridiculous voice you are capable of with your head tilted down at a dodgy angle!
Joe shouted out PEUCE really loudly in lakeside shopping centre earlier and pranged everyone right out!
Peuce by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

Poo Card Makes The Tea? 

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!
The words used to describe something that sucks!
Chris, you can't sleep through your shift tonight i'm afraid, there's loads of work to do!
Oh man, That's fuckin' ball hang!
Ball Hang by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
When you don't remember smashing a whole pub up and everybody inside it!
Some geezer was largin' it off to us earlier!

Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!
Blanked by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Large It Off Mode

The Mode you enter when you're pissed off!

Or when a girl is on the rag!
Fuckin hell, Sheree was in large it off mode earlier, she told me to fuck off and hung up on me!
Large It Off Mode by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
What you say when you don't believe someone!
Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!
I Bet by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Lezzin' It Off 

When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!
Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!
Lezzin' It Off by Phatzoot June 23, 2011