Phatzoot's definitions
Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!
Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
Get the Sniffermug. Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
Get the Lezzin' It Offmug. From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!
Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!
by Phatzoot June 15, 2011
Get the Spessmug. You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?
Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!
You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!
Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!
Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!
You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!
Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
Get the Bog Weedmug. by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
Get the Giro Technicianmug. by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
Get the I Betmug. The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!
James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
Get the Center Connectormug.