Center Connector

The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!

James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

I Bet

What you say when you don't believe someone!

Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Large It Off Mode

The Mode you enter when you're pissed off!

Or when a girl is on the rag!

Fuckin hell, Sheree was in large it off mode earlier, she told me to fuck off and hung up on me!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Peuce

Pronounced PUICE Like Juice!

A random word generated at any random time to fill silence and cause mass confusion amongst strangers! the louder the better! can and should be extended to peeeeeeeeeeeeeuce! and you should shout it out in the most ridiculous voice you are capable of with your head tilted down at a dodgy angle!

Joe shouted out PEUCE really loudly in lakeside shopping centre earlier and pranged everyone right out!

by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Desult

The opposite of result!

When things don't quite go your way!

Mike:"Shit, I Lost my fuckin fone man!!!" You: "Desult!"

You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Spess

From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!

Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!

by Phatzoot June 15, 2011