confalsus

comes from the latin words confabulationes (gossip) & falsus (false)
basically, lying to make gossip you heard more interesting

it's something i see happening a lot here, so might as well make a word for it

"oi, i heard ross cheated on his wife"
"he did... i feel bad for beth,"
"yeah, he cheated on her, with ,her SISTER"
"what??? no???"
"huh, but ... my wife told me he did"
"oh, she made a confalsus then"

by cordallion December 8, 2023

Conflusterated

A combination of feeling confused, flustered, frustrated, and angry.

Q - How are you doing?
A - Conflusterated

by FriKaZee January 4, 2004

conflustered

the instance of being both confused and flustered at the same time

I am so damn conflustered!

by Abby April 19, 2003

conflusterfuck

A snafu of epic proportions; the most completely fucked-up thing ever. A portmanteau of "conflagration" and "clusterfuck".

Throwing screaming babies into the pen full of rabid pit bulls seemed like a good idea at the time, but it ended up being a complete conflusterfuck.

by meempants September 25, 2003

conflusion

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.

Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.

by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007

Conflustrated

An overwhelming sense of 3 emotions: frustration, confused and a feeling of being flustered.

Raymond: Kelly I'm pregnant.

Kelly: Raymond! How's this possible, you're a man!?

Kelly: I'm so Conflustrated now..

by Jhamoelist November 6, 2013

Conflusticated

When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.

"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.

or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.

by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017