confalsus 

comes from the latin words confabulationes (gossip) & falsus (false)
basically, lying to make gossip you heard more interesting

it's something i see happening a lot here, so might as well make a word for it

"oi, i heard ross cheated on his wife"
"he did... i feel bad for beth,"
"yeah, he cheated on her, with ,her SISTER"
"what??? no???"
"huh, but ... my wife told me he did"
"oh, she made a confalsus then"

confalsus by cordallion December 8, 2023

Conflusterated 

A combination of feeling confused, flustered, frustrated, and angry.

Q - How are you doing?
A - Conflusterated

Conflusterated by FriKaZee January 4, 2004

conflustered 

the instance of being both confused and flustered at the same time

I am so damn conflustered!

conflustered by Abby April 19, 2003

conflusterfuck 

A snafu of epic proportions; the most completely fucked-up thing ever. A portmanteau of "conflagration" and "clusterfuck".

Throwing screaming babies into the pen full of rabid pit bulls seemed like a good idea at the time, but it ended up being a complete conflusterfuck.

conflusterfuck by meempants September 25, 2003

conflusion 

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.

Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.

conflusion by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007

Conflustrated 

An overwhelming sense of 3 emotions: frustration, confused and a feeling of being flustered.

Raymond: Kelly I'm pregnant.

Kelly: Raymond! How's this possible, you're a man!?

Kelly: I'm so Conflustrated now..

Conflustrated by Jhamoelist November 6, 2013

Conflusticated 

When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.

"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.

or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.

Conflusticated by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017