figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
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scum sucker

1. An alge eating animal that lives in your fish tank and sucks all the scum and eats poop in your fish tank.

2. A low-life bar trash blonde women that perfers to suck on the most scumy men of the world.

3. your Mom
1.(pet store) Where are all your scum suckers located at?

2. You scum sucking whore, why are you flirting with my man?

3. Your Mom sucked all the scum off his dick.
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conflustered

the instance of being both confused and flustered at the same time
I am so damn conflustered!
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anti flag

a totally awsome punk band
Justin Sane
Pat Thetic
Chris Head
Chris #2
liberal: anti-flag is an awsome band
conservative: i think they are hipicritical and just want to run poor geroga bush out of office. george bush is my hero!
liberal: if only you knew...
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scooshy

like squishy, only i can't say squishy, so i say scooshy.
aww man, i just stepped in that scooshy stuff your dog left
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scooshy

means the same as squishy only i can't say squishy
eww.. look at the scooshy stuff
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gale

A nickname for abigail a nick name given my a friend or foe. Gale is sometimes a funny name.
Gales real name was Abigail but Abigails friend emily nicknamed her Gale because Emily thought it was funny...but then again Emily finds basically everything funny
by abby June 25, 2004
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