condimensation

The little bit of water found in the top of condiments: mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise. mmmm

condiments + condensation = condimesation

"Unless you don't shake the condimensation out of this mustard, your sandwich is sure to get damp"

-A friend

condimensation by pseudotreetrunk August 17, 2011

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.

I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

panty condensation by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009

condimension 

- The illusion of many condiments in a salad bar with the strategic placement of mirrors. The reality is that without the mirrors, the salad bar is unexciting and has very few choices.

Portia L.

My old college dining hall used condimension to get the students to think that we were getting a lot of things at the salad bar while, unfortunately, there were only a few choices.

condimension by Portia L. February 28, 2018

condensational 

exciting; turbulent

wow this conversation is condensational!

"how was your day"
"very condensational, you?"

condensational by Corentheuss February 19, 2008

Condensation Handshake 

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

Condensation Handshake by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

Vaginal Condensation 

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

Vaginal Condensation by The_Eggos January 5, 2015

condensation 

water that evaporates in the clouds and then condenses.

when water from the ocean is taken into the clouds, which is called condensation.

condensation by lovecutie June 1, 2009