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concensus 

A term for what most people think of da occasional-survey bu**s**t dat da government burdens us with.
Da general concensus is dat said invasive once-every-few-years drudgery is merely a "feel-good fake" perpetrated by selfish/stingy government bureaucrats, since it usually neither serves any useful purpose nor ever results in any noticeable/significant economic or lifestyle improvements for John Q. Public.
concensus by QuacksO October 27, 2023
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consensual predator 

A sexual predator who uses dating sites and social media to find, meet, hook up with willing participants. Though it may appear consensual, these predators are able to hide or justify their actions with the “mutual consent” position of the act.
Every day (insert person) is on their phone searching for someone to hook up with. I guess business is good because (insert person) has countless tales and notches on their bedposts. It’s obvious that (he/she/zie ) is a sexual predator. But because the other person participated willingly, it would be best to say, a consensual predator.
consensual predator by Glamrockster December 14, 2020

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

Consensual Consensus 

ph; Phrase to describe mutal consent to partake in a gang bang.

They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.
Sarah agreed to take part in a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

Consensual Rick Roll 

The act of intentionally seeking out the music video "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley for listening/viewing pleasure.
I was watching some Rick Astley on YouTube, but don't worry, it was a Consensual Rick Roll.
Consensual Rick Roll by SubOv March 15, 2010

Consensual Non-Consent 

Also know as rape play. In the BDSM community, consensual non-consent is a mix of role playing and an extreme power exchange in which one person is “raped” by another.
Consensual non-consent is not actual rape, instead it is a BDSM scene heavily discussed between the two parties with established boundaries and safe words. It is requires complete trust between the people involved and is safe, sane, and consensual.

It is also often used by rape survivors to help cope with their trauma.
My boyfriend and I did a consensual non-consent scene last week and I felt much better after it.
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