Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Indifferent Dolores Con Carne 

An Indifferent Dolores variant in which the female sits in front of the male holding a stick (roughly 3 to 4 feet long) on which is attached a piece of cooked meat. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while eating the meat.
I wanted an indifferent dolores con carne, but she can't cook.

Chili Con Carne 

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.
"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"
Chili Con Carne by RT November 22, 2004

titties con carne 

When you pour chile w/meat on a girls chest and then titty fuck them.

Chile Con Carne 

When you cut open someone anus and/or asshole and have them shit in your mouth to create a shit-blood mix.
Jay: NAH WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG CUT IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND WHY IS IT SHIT STAINED

Elliot: Jack wanted to do a Chile Con Carne... you wouldn't understand

Chili Con Carne 

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.
Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"
Chili Con Carne by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011

Chili con Carne 

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.
I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd
Chili con Carne by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more