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comstrophic 

the cool person themself 🦍 they like monke
idk man comstrophic is kinda cool
comstrophic by notcoms April 10, 2021

Comstock Park 

City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.
Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.

Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?

Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.

comstocking 

1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.

2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.

3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical

4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.

5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.

6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.

7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.

8) See also: ethically challenged
He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.

She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.

He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!

She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.

Comstock 

He totally got it done!

I know, he's a real comstock.
Comstock by ying&yang October 18, 2008
A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.
Yo son, I'm mad comstable...
Comstable by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011

Comstock Lode

A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .

Nothing to do with the gold-find.
Did you see all those chips? It's the damn comstock lode of chips !
Comstock Lode by Adam Malone January 30, 2005