comstat

a crappy stationary shop that rips you off that is run by a freshie who is always on the fone and tries to talk about your family life and traumatises people who do work experiece there and if you steal from her the freshie bitch stands in the doorway and shouts indian swears like haram zada kutoo benchaud bitch

i h8 comstat

by sunil April 29, 2004

cumstation

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.

Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?

by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008

Posse Comitatus

In English common law, the power of a county sheriff to enlist able-bodied citizens of the county to help him in the pursuit and arrest of a felon.

"Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both." (Title 18, Section 1385 of the United States Code)

by flood control dam #3 March 26, 2007

comsat

(1) a structure you build in the strategy game Starcraft (communications satellite) that allows a player on one side to have a small portion of a darkened map location to be revealed for a time period; (2) to spy over a LAN game; (3) a cheating tactic employed during network or LAN game sessions; (3b) to clandestinely peek or have a friend peek over the shoulders of another player during a LAN game (especially in an internet/network gaming setup), usually to "reveal" the enemy player's location--such as the position of a hidden "colony" in strategy-type games or one's map location in a game such as Counterstrike--to gain unfair advantage.

Don't think I can't see you comsat my location! You've been peeking on my screen a billion times since we started playing.

Hey Larry, play fair, you wimp. Stop sending your comsat buddy here, pretending he's just watchin'.

Know what? That jerk who's watching you play earlier is actually a comsat from the other guild.

by Raf Lopez December 28, 2007

Comstable

A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.

Yo son, I'm mad comstable...

by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011

constating

originating or establishing

A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.

by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005

Constatetle

To be combative yet cooperative in an indirect matter.

Boss: have you finished the run down yet?
Worker: well yeah kinda
Boss: you’re work effort today has been very Constatetle

by Creativebenzz May 26, 2020