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When you get a woman to give you head minutes before she returns to her boyfriend/husband and plants a big kiss on him.
She sucked me off while I gave her a ride to her boyfriends house. She got out of the car and gave her boyfriend a nice kiss. I told him he had just been Comried.
Comried by Ryan Young June 10, 2007
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When you blow your load in a chicks mouth and she kisses her boyfriend/husband within minutes of swallowing.

Ref : Mike Comrie , during winter olympics comried Tommy Salo his Oilers Teammate.
Amy sucked my cock dry while I gave her a ride home. When she got out of the car she gave her boyfriend a nice long kiss. I told him he just got Comried
comried by Ryan Young June 11, 2007
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Corriedoo 

(n.)
The crucial moment of false recognition in a long passageway encounter. Though both people are perfectly well aware that the other is approaching, they must eventually pretend sudden recognition. They now look up with a glassy smile, as if having spotted each other for the first time, (and are particularly delighted to have done so), shouting out 'Haaaaalllllloooo!' as if to say 'Good grief!! You!! Here!! Of all people! Well I never. Coo Stap me vitals,' etcetera.
Corriedoo by Nick March 28, 2003
He is a comrie type guy.
comrie by Kevin Lowe October 31, 2003
To have one too many Exhibitions at the Coranation Tap, Bristol
"he was corried last night"
Corried by Barry Salisbury May 10, 2005
(v) to suddenly become arrogant with little or no justification

(n) being weak in character, selfish
comrie by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Commiedian 

Former or self-proclaimed comedians who has gone way far-left that their jokes are no longer funny and sounded outright like not-so-subtle socialist propaganda.
Alec Baldwin, Kathy Griffin, Walter Masterson, Whoopi Goldberg, ... pretty much the majority of Hollywood 'comedian' nowadays (in the 2020s) are considered Commiedians. I wouldn't call Amy Schumer a commiedian because she was never funny to start with, not even before Trump was a thing.
Commiedian by anonymous February 18, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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