A closet commie is a person who is a
communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a
communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a
communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist
books, but yet I
haven't told anyone I'm a
communist yet".
- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"