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comptarded 

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.
comptarded by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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comparde 

n/a
comparde by VAN June 19, 2003

comptard 

Main Entry: 1 comp·tard
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.

2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.
comptard by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
A police cop who abuses his/her powers to bully people so he/she can feel better about himself/herself and who, therefore, deep down is nothing but a coward.
That cop kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach. He's nothing but a copward.
Copward by the seeker February 26, 2013

Comfward 

When two people are both very shy and awkward, But when together its so awkward it seems comfortable to them.
Person one: I thought he was shy and awkward, like you.
Person two: He is! But when we are together we are comfward.
Comfward by RubberDuckyy. September 22, 2015
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