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Comp-wad 

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.
Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

Comp-wad by loblaws September 22, 2007
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Comp-wad 

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.
1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

Comp-wad by loblaws September 22, 2007
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