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A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.
Yo son, I'm mad comstable...
Comstable by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011

comortable 

adj. To be lacking in discretion; decency.
Those nudists are so comortable.
comortable by Camlo October 13, 2007

Comeostasis 

The action of keeping things balanced WHILST in a comatose state.
And so Ashley said to Derek, "Ye let this man not be ridden of his comeostasis!"
One of Oprah's many pet names for her vagina.
A bidet is used to clean your bottom and your coostay.
coostay by yaargh May 17, 2007

colostawhore

On every man love thursday its the poor basterd with the colostamy bag the gets fucked in the ass.
That colostawhore gets the shit fucked out of him every thursday.
colostawhore by freddyphrarkiseee January 11, 2009
a crappy stationary shop that rips you off that is run by a freshie who is always on the fone and tries to talk about your family life and traumatises people who do work experiece there and if you steal from her the freshie bitch stands in the doorway and shouts indian swears like haram zada kutoo benchaud bitch
i h8 comstat
comstat by sunil April 29, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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