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(short for COMPuter STATistics, which was the computer file name of the original program)—is a computerization and quantification program used by police departments.
The compstat numbers are due tomorrow morning
compstat by Pirozhok July 23, 2022
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Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.
Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.
Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

Computational Resources 

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.
Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

computatrumasaurus 

a person whose diet consists of only computers
urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

computater 

When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.
computater by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007

computater 

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.
That damned computater broke again!!!!!
computater by Ben Dover November 19, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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