common deer
common deer by mr sext time jacob walls the common deerer September 11, 2007
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Asian meat commandeer
A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.
Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.
Asian meat commandeer by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007
Status Commandeering
The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.
This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.
In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.
In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:
Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"
Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?
Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.
Tessa: WTF?
Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.
Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.
Tessa: WTF!?
Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!
Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.
Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?
Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!
Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.
*and so on*
Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"
Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?
Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.
Tessa: WTF?
Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.
Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.
Tessa: WTF!?
Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!
Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.
Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?
Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!
Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.
*and so on*
Status Commandeering by Drunagel24 June 7, 2009
commandeer
commandeer by mcclippyclippyclipclip September 3, 2010
commondeer
To remove a whitetail from da game-animal herds and designate it a "public pet" which nobody can legally shoot.
During hunting season, any "off limits" antlered ruminants should be fitted with a blaze-orange neck-cloth to warn nearby riflemen of said animals' commondeered status.
commondeer by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Commandeered Army
"The Royal Hand Of OUR Crown"
A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.
It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.
Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.
Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.
Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.
It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.
Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.
Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.
Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "Son Of AmnRa" Legal KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Have Ordered Commandeered Army As Law Of OUR Lands As My "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" By As Given Me THE CONSTUTITION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Because I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "I Love My BONDS".
Commandeered Army by The Capitalizied KING Of USA. May 1, 2022
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