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Commenter's Remorse 

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.
Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"
Commenter's Remorse by cpxander June 23, 2011
Words you can keep

Top Youtube Comment(s) 

One of the first Youtube comments you usually see when you scroll down the comment section. Depending on how you chose to sort it, it would be the most liked comment or the most recent. Top comments are usually clever, expressive or just completely random.
P1" I want the Top Youtube comment(s)!"
P2" Duh lets play Russian Roulette. Every 5th like wins"

Comment’s 

Something urban dictionary get rid of (rip)

a verbal or written remark expressing an opinion or reaction.

Also a thing on YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, FaceBook, ETC.
Oh look I got a lot of UpVotes on my comment’s in 2021
Comment’s by Α January 24, 2022

youtube's comment section 

Simply the best part of Youtube
Kid A: Damn son, have you seen the comments on ----'s video?
Kid B: Dude, I'm still crying. These comments were hilarious! I will never get bored of reading Youtube's comment section!

Commoner's L 

An L only a commoner would take.
Wow that guy who lost all his life savings really took a commoner's L
Commoner's L by Guy Dingus December 26, 2022

Commuter’s Blumpkin 

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.
She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

Commoner’s Fame

The means of achieving fame- not through creative means or personal merits, but through often frivolous and pointless means or gimmicks. Of which, the Commoner with said Fame would practically be nothing without (apart from a vapid insufferable personality trying to cling onto their 15 minutes of fame with a vice grip).
“Oh my gosh, have you heard the Hawk Tuah girl’s Talk Tuah Podcast?”

“Lmao nah, she’s high on that Commoner’s Fame
Commoner’s Fame by aintapuppy December 4, 2025
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