comgus

It is another use of confused .

"I am so comgus right now"

by Frish222222 February 24, 2018

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

Corgus

The singular version of the corgi - a common breed of dog.

Jimothy: "Man, I absolutely love that corgi over there!"
Egbert: "There's just one of them, Jim. Don't you mean corgus?"

by Sam Nub February 17, 2019

Combust

To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.

Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too

by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019

Combusken

A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.

Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...

by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017

Shitaneous Combustion

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

Mongolian Nut Combuster

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.

I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!

by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017