Average hieght, skinny, average cock, mixed with white and black, and a 7/10 at best. He plays lots of video He smokes weed a bit, but or else just a average computer nerd who jerks off to much and does well in school without trying. Once you meet him you realize he is a cynical atheist who is super offensive for the sake of it. Consistantly using slurs and not giving two fucks what people think. He loves guitar, PC's, loves coding with c#, and plays in the jazz band. The best way a Keegan is described is "He's a smartass and is a dick to anyone he doesn't like. Using sarcasm and subtle ways to fuck with said person, but he is a good friend and will listen when you got problems."
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