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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex 

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
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Hey, you should come over 

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.
*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

Cleveland Combover

A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.
"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"
Cleveland Combover by Tha1&only November 23, 2009

Cleveland Combover

A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.
"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"
Cleveland Combover by Tha1&only November 23, 2009

Merry Comeovermas 

A "warm" holiday greeting inviting someone to come to your place for a hook up. This holiday can be celebrated on any day of the year, but the fun usually doesn't begin until after midnight.
It's midnight and I'm feeling lonely. Wanna celebrate comeovermas?

Merry Comeovermas!

forehead combover 

the preferred emo hairstyle
there were many forehead combovers at the last Panic at the disco show

come over when your sober 

An album made by rapper, lil peep
person 1: you heard of the new come over when your sober album?
person 2: yeah, it's great!