Comebacked
When you say an awesome comeback and the other person replies with an even awesomer response and you feel like a dick head.
Comebacked by Fopalton April 8, 2016
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comeback days
The few days or week after a break up where you make sure you look your best in front of your ex to let them know what they're missing.
comeback ex moving on
comeback ex moving on
Hannah: Stacy why have you been looking so good these past few days?!
Stacy: ohh you know it's the comeback days !
Stacy: ohh you know it's the comeback days !
comeback days by TReees01 April 20, 2014
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Stairway Comeback
After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.
Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"
Stairway Comeback by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
comebackability
comebackability by sm4rta March 26, 2020
Superhuman comeback
When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.
"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"
Superhuman comeback by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009
fat joke comebacks
so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)
Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.
Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.
Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.
Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.
Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.
fat joke comebacks by a_penis_lol1 October 6, 2010
Costanza comeback
A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.
After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"
Costanza comeback by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007
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