combatible

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.

Tom and Ted each hate everything the other one stands for. They are very combatible.

by Linguistic September 16, 2014

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

drift compatible

When two compatible people (doesn't necessarily have to be romantic. It could be close friends, family members, etc.) hold a strong bond that allows them to drift/mind meld.

"Wow look at them! They're totally drift compatible."

by LordiestLord November 12, 2013

No Homo Compatible

Meaning if its appropriate or not to say/place "No Homo" after a sentence. If "No Homo" is "Compatible" with a sentence or not.

Reasons for "No Homo" not being compatible with a sentence are: 1. The sentence was not homo. 2. The Sentence was too homo.

1. "Dude do you wanna play GTA IV?, No Homo"- Not No Homo Compatible, sentence was not homo.
2. "Dude can I lick your balls?, No Homo"- Not No Homo Compatible, sentence was entirely too homo.
3. "Dude do you wanna go beat this dudes ass?, No Homo"- No Homo Compatible, sentence could have been homo.

by guywithalife January 14, 2009

Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

by buttfinger November 30, 2013