7 definitions by Linguistic
Too long, sorry I watched - Almost like tldw or tldr but much worse. This is the waste of time when you stick with a long, sucky video all the way to the end, hoping for a punchline or some kind of point, but the video just never gets any better.
by Linguistic August 5, 2017
An acronym that stands for Don't Even (K)Now I Am Lying, as when a person is so self-deceived that they totally believe their own falsehoods.
You keep telling me you can drink and drive, but after running over that skateboarder I think it is time for you to admit you have been in denial.
by Linguistic September 15, 2016
A guy's home or apartment after the woman in his life has oppressively decorated and furnished the entire place in her own girly style, effectively emasculating him.
Dude, what's up with the pink curtains and teddy bears?
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.
by Linguistic January 25, 2012
When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.
by Linguistic September 16, 2014
Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.
The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1
The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1
by Linguistic April 21, 2016
Battery Electric Vehicle - unlike a hybrid or a plug-in hybrid, a BEV is a totally electric vehicle such as the Nissan Leaf , Chevy Spark or the Tesla that will leave you stranded by the roadside looking for a tow truck when you run out of charge.
It's midnight, you knew you were low on charge, and now you want me to help you? You should have at least bought a Prius rather than a BEV.
by Linguistic September 15, 2016
A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display
by Linguistic January 28, 2012