colon(a)virus

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

by c0l0n March 22, 2020

Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020

Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

by Dylan684 March 13, 2020