Colonavirusing 

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

Colonavirusing by Dylan684 March 13, 2020

Coronavirusing

When you had plans for something but decide to shut everything down last minute, in a last ditch effort to make it so you can stay comfortable in your home so you don't have to communicate with the outside world. While you get to make forts out of your toilet paper.

Player-"Hey guys we down for some Dungeons and Dragons tonight?"
DM-"nah, Coronavirusing tonight"

Coronavirusing by Djshockjock March 18, 2020