Colonavirus

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When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

Colonavirus by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020

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BC - Before Coronavirus

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.

"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"

BC - Before Coronavirus by PhraseTheLord April 2, 2020

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coronavirus

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.

Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.

coronavirus by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020

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coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)

men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing

coronaviruseando by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020

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Coronavirus

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)

Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!

Coronavirus by lolggs March 21, 2020

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Coronavirus

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS

Coronavirus by gracie1030 March 14, 2020

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Coronavirus Syndrome

the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.

I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.

Coronavirus Syndrome by RedZombie March 12, 2020

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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