Stupid-Smart Phone

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.

"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"

by Dylan684 September 07, 2010

American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Pofular

Someone who is popular on the dating website POF (Plenty of Fish) due to either being extremely attractive, or having a funny or well written profile bio. Or no kids.

"How did he meet all those girls?"

"He's Pofular"

"Damn!"

by Dylan684 September 20, 2014

Metropixels

The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.

Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!

by Dylan684 September 07, 2010

Leafs

A table with parts that extend on each end to fit more people during a thanksgiving dinner but defies proper grammar

Amanda: Pull the leaf out
Dylan: Which one?
Amanda: Both
Dylan: That's leafs

by Dylan684 September 17, 2020

Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

by Dylan684 March 13, 2020