Definitions by Dylan684
Leafs
A table with parts that extend on each end to fit more people during a thanksgiving dinner but defies proper grammar
Colonavirusing
When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus
Colonavirusing by Dylan684 March 13, 2020
Pofular
Someone who is popular on the dating website POF (Plenty of Fish) due to either being extremely attractive, or having a funny or well written profile bio. Or no kids.
Lolapaloser
Someone who uses "lol" at both the beginning and the end of a sentence in a text message, or some other form of modern technologically advanced communication.
(facbook chat log)
John: ey girl, i saw your boobs at willy's kegger last night
Sally: lol i know it was such a crazy party lol
John: um okay lolapaloser
John: ey girl, i saw your boobs at willy's kegger last night
Sally: lol i know it was such a crazy party lol
John: um okay lolapaloser
Lolapaloser by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
Metropixels
Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry
Chris: F***ing metropixels!
Chris: F***ing metropixels!
Metropixels by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
Stupid-Smart Phone
A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
Stupid-Smart Phone by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
Guitar Zero
Guitar Zero by Dylan684 August 11, 2010