9 definitions by Dylan684

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.
Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex
by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
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When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus
John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing
by Dylan684 March 14, 2020
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Someone who is popular on the dating website POF (Plenty of Fish) due to either being extremely attractive, or having a funny or well written profile bio. Or no kids.
"How did he meet all those girls?"

"He's Pofular"

"Damn!"
by Dylan684 September 20, 2014
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The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.
Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers
by Dylan684 August 8, 2010
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Someone who uses "lol" at both the beginning and the end of a sentence in a text message, or some other form of modern technologically advanced communication.
(facbook chat log)

John: ey girl, i saw your boobs at willy's kegger last night

Sally: lol i know it was such a crazy party lol

John: um okay lolapaloser
by Dylan684 August 24, 2010
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The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.
Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
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