The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.
Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers
Buy a
Grenade Filter
mug!
When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus
John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing
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Colonavirusing
mug!
The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.
Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex
Buy a
American Midol
mug!
A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
Buy a
Stupid-Smart Phone
mug!
Someone who sucks at guitar hero
Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero
Someone who is popular on the dating website POF (Plenty of Fish) due to either being extremely attractive, or having a funny or well written profile bio. Or no kids.
"How did he meet all those girls?"
"He's Pofular"
"Damn!"
The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.
Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry
Chris: F***ing metropixels!
