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I person with a large Penis but has no friends and is not loved by his Family especially his mother. He is also Fat
Mate you think your all that when your just a Collyer
Collyer by Ellie Dyer July 7, 2008
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collyer mclaud 

stupid peice of shit that picks his nose in front of me during math class.
holy crap collyer mclaud likes men!!
collyer mclaud by eatmyah March 29, 2019

Collyer Mclaud 

stupid peice of shit that picks his nose in front of me.
Collyer Mclaud by eatmyah March 29, 2019

George Collyer 

A George Collyer is by far a strange creature. A GC is easily scared yet scary themselves. With below average length legs, GC's can bend into in a creepy spider-like position and scuttle across the science plaza. They are good friends but their addiction to chicken nuggets barricades them from successfully completing escape rooms without cheating.
Erin: 'Did you see that George Collyer?'
Willycock: 'Yes, he scuttled across the hall with his chicken nuggets after failing to escape the room as he couldn't complete the first puzzle.'

hot under the coller 

hot under the coller to be pissed or highly irritated
i came into work late this morning my boss was hot under the coller
my neighbors dog crapped in my yard i was hot under the coller

Collier's rolly 

Having sex 3 times without withdrawing.
Last night I managed a Collier's rolly.

Rob James-Collier 

Most known for by his portrayal as the fabulous gay underbutler Thomas Barrow in the hit British soap opera, Downton Abbey. Also known as the sexiest and most perfect man alive.
Rob James-Collier... where do I even begin?

Well, he's stunning (see Vogue photoshoot)

His accent.... *fangirls uncontrollably*

Thomas... He is the master of sass, class, not to mention his excellent ass. He is the gorgeous gay underbutler who serves at Downton Abbey, is in love with Jimmy, and did I mention his perfection?
Rob James-Collier by Lil Zeus March 19, 2013
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