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Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One who, having got caught in the net of a mid life crisis, has regressed to a permanent state of lifestyle found in Universities throughout the world. A complete and utter denial of approaching retirement, people suffering from Colyers Diesease develop a taste for all foods pickled (possibly a belief stemming from ancient Egypt in the hope of preserving their aging and failing organs).
Richard is being a Colyer again!
Colyer by Billy Scroggins July 12, 2006
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A Colyer is when a larger sized woman shoves jam inside of her vagina. This originated when a prostitute from Taiwan believed to have been named colyer was practicing this, later soldiers returning home spread word of this.
Person 1 : "look at that oversized woman stuffing her vagina with jam"

Person 2 : "I believe that's called a colyer"

charlotte colyer

Hey dude, what’s that on the lawn?
Dude it’s a Charlotte Colyer
charlotte colyer by Deleteeee September 2, 2019

Colbertistas 

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.
The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.
Colbertistas by FurTip August 9, 2006

Chris Colfer 

Person 1: Wow Chris Colfer is really good-looking!
Person 2: Yeah, he is pretty flawless.
Chris Colfer by drexandra August 6, 2011

Chris Colfer 

The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.

One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
Chris Colfer by ProudKurtsie October 19, 2010
Pass me a colber.
colber by air con emcee February 19, 2009