Colleened

When an alluring and luscious girl seduced you with her irresistible confidence, taste for danger, and captivating personality only to leave you, after an erotic one night stand filled with flawless pleasures and ultimate spank-bank material, with a hang over, a pre-rolled joint next to a pair of sultry black lace panties (she left both behind), one picture of her on your digital camera so sexy it would make the pope sin from burning loins, and a lifetime of self-hatred for not getting her last name and cell number.

Holy shit...the girl i hooked up with last night totally Colleened me! Picture and all!!!

I'm taking the girl of my dreams home with me right now, lets hope to all that is holy i don't get Colleened. I never want to let this girl go!!!

I need to meet a hott girl named Colleen so i can get Colleened

by JizzyStizzy October 5, 2009

Colleened

When someone finds out that their friend is trying to hook up with their sister.

1) Calvin got colleened.
2) Calvin got majorly colleened.
3) John.

by TDAAWWGG July 11, 2010

Colleened

The act of providing oral sex without getting any in return.

I gave a guy a blow job last night and he totally colleened me.

by Tubbytron July 12, 2017

Colleened

to be failed on a call monitor if you have any kind of mind of your own or a personality outside of the CVG values.
alt defs; a useless mound of flesh that curls up and attack anybody with a resemblance of a personality.

If you disagree with this tech lead you wil be colleened.

by Kirk Muller September 5, 2006

colleened me

when someone interrupts another who is telling a story or speaking. Usually because they think their input is more interesting.

You just colleened me.Why did you interrupt my story with your own?

by MythInc February 4, 2014

Colleen Ballinger

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator

"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023

Colleen Hoover

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.

Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.

by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013