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A penis that looks like a turkey neck
you have a colk
colk by GJ321 May 26, 2010
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"Cool beyond reason"

Created when one dude wanted a new word for cool that was cooler than cool.
Jordan and Joey are so fucking colk. Hot diggity.
colk by El Colko February 17, 2005
the action of mixing milk with cokacola
hey man, do you have any cölk for me?
cölk by GregoryTheThird_27 February 22, 2024

Getting Colker'd 

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.
- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".

colky brownie

it sounds like colt. but don't let that bother you. His name is not colt. his last name is browne hense brownie. Well, to say the least.. DO YOU GET IT?..
haha yes!
look at the colky brownie!!!
colky brownie by sarjen January 22, 2005

miculy colken 

a young boy who is slapped up by every living person on the earth.

his favorite dressing is neverland ranch.
ur soo gay, u remind em of miculy colken.!
miculy colken by RAZ 69 September 1, 2005

Furtis Colkman 

This man is low key plebby but he’s a G.O.A.T so it’s fine. He’s considered the plebiest yet most GOATED business teacher of all time.
Furtis Colkman be the G.O.A.T.
Furtis Colkman by DaTallyYIN October 21, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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