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the action of mixing milk with cokacola
hey man, do you have any cölk for me?
cölk by GregoryTheThird_27 February 22, 2024
Words you can keep
A penis that looks like a turkey neck
you have a colk
colk by GJ321 May 26, 2010
"Cool beyond reason"

Created when one dude wanted a new word for cool that was cooler than cool.
Jordan and Joey are so fucking colk. Hot diggity.
colk by El Colko February 17, 2005

Getting Colker'd 

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.
- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".

colky brownie

it sounds like colt. but don't let that bother you. His name is not colt. his last name is browne hense brownie. Well, to say the least.. DO YOU GET IT?..
haha yes!
look at the colky brownie!!!
colky brownie by sarjen January 22, 2005

miculy colken 

a young boy who is slapped up by every living person on the earth.

his favorite dressing is neverland ranch.
ur soo gay, u remind em of miculy colken.!
miculy colken by RAZ 69 September 1, 2005

Furtis Colkman 

This man is low key plebby but he’s a G.O.A.T so it’s fine. He’s considered the plebiest yet most GOATED business teacher of all time.
Furtis Colkman be the G.O.A.T.
Furtis Colkman by DaTallyYIN October 21, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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