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A penis that looks like a turkey neck
you have a colk
colk by GJ321 May 26, 2010
"Cool beyond reason"

Created when one dude wanted a new word for cool that was cooler than cool.
Jordan and Joey are so fucking colk. Hot diggity.
colk by El Colko February 17, 2005

Getting Colker'd 

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.
- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".

colky brownie

it sounds like colt. but don't let that bother you. His name is not colt. his last name is browne hense brownie. Well, to say the least.. DO YOU GET IT?..
haha yes!
look at the colky brownie!!!
colky brownie by sarjen January 22, 2005

miculy colken 

a young boy who is slapped up by every living person on the earth.

his favorite dressing is neverland ranch.
ur soo gay, u remind em of miculy colken.!
miculy colken by RAZ 69 September 1, 2005

Furtis Colkman 

This man is low key plebby but he’s a G.O.A.T so it’s fine. He’s considered the plebiest yet most GOATED business teacher of all time.
Furtis Colkman be the G.O.A.T.
Furtis Colkman by DaTallyYIN October 21, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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