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A guy who is charming and loving. A friend to all he meets. He is a true friend he will never let you down and won't ever hurt you. He rarely falls in love but when he does it is pure. He doesn't get mad easily, but when he does all hell breaks loose. If you ever manage to get on his bad side, you will stay there your whole life. He wants to find love, but he can't. If you ever find a Colbitt don't lose him he is a genuine guy. Once you find one hold him tight all he wants is love and affection.
Colbitt is a kind and loving guy don't lose him.
colbitt by Peytonw24 March 29, 2022
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colpitts 

skinny brown haired kids with silver backed gorillas tatooed on there hairy chests. also distinquished as 5 foot "Manly External Organs".
That Colpitts kid beat the crap outta that beanbag shurlock
colpitts by Taylor Colpitts April 10, 2008
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What you get when a zobbler exceeds the boundaries of the word, further expanding the meaning to now make him a cobitt.

Basically a top tier dickhead
Person 1: you look nice today!
Person 2: stop simpin,you absolute fucking cobitt!
Cobitt by PhatCock101 June 26, 2020
- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.
since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend
cobbitt by 'dris February 1, 2006
Hairy person...usually possessing a back sweater. Commonly confused with a Tennessee sasquatch.
Look there is a fucking corbitt!
Corbitt by James Fucking Taylor January 23, 2008
the sexiest man alive
commonly known as the godfather
can woo any woman with his guitar skills
bob: have u met the sexiest man alive
eric:you mean colitti?
bob: yea he is mad good. i would know.
colitti by kayyy March 13, 2008
Demeaning name given to a toddler of African American or mixed decent; most commonly between the ages of 2-5 years of age.
Adjective. Hey buddy; could you do me a favor and keep that little colbit out of my yard for now on ?
colbit by Timmy2high July 24, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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