cobbitt 

- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.

since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend

cobbitt by 'dris February 1, 2006

Cobbitment 

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.

"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"

Cobbitment by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018

Cobitt 

What you get when a zobbler exceeds the boundaries of the word, further expanding the meaning to now make him a cobitt.

Basically a top tier dickhead

Person 1: you look nice today!
Person 2: stop simpin,you absolute fucking cobitt!

Cobitt by PhatCock101 June 26, 2020

Corbitt 

Hairy person...usually possessing a back sweater. Commonly confused with a Tennessee sasquatch.

Look there is a fucking corbitt!

Corbitt by James Fucking Taylor January 23, 2008

colbitt 

A guy who is charming and loving. A friend to all he meets. He is a true friend he will never let you down and won't ever hurt you. He rarely falls in love but when he does it is pure. He doesn't get mad easily, but when he does all hell breaks loose. If you ever manage to get on his bad side, you will stay there your whole life. He wants to find love, but he can't. If you ever find a Colbitt don't lose him he is a genuine guy. Once you find one hold him tight all he wants is love and affection.

Colbitt is a kind and loving guy don't lose him.

colbitt by Peytonw24 March 29, 2022