'dris's definitions

punkaloonks

A metaphor symbolising a woman's flower. It is often placed on a pedestal and greatly sought after by men who desire the sweet taste of oyster juices. Many have failed and been driven to depression, but those who have drank from it are overcome by lust becoming insanely addicted. It is the most powerful force on this earth.

Daisy was wearing only a t-shirt and I could see her punkaloonks when she sat down

by 'dris November 6, 2009

pyramidiot

Someone obsessed with pyramids and offers strange interpretations of them on websites, in books and televsion programs.

Daniel Jackson was considered a pyramidiot in the archaeolgy community, though his theories were eventually proven correct.

by 'dris May 11, 2006

cobbitt

- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.

since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend

by 'dris February 1, 2006

tutuloops

The curves on a woman that define where the butt cheeks and legs meet.
The origins of the word come from Oxford, UK.
Also known as the gluteal sulcus in anatomy.

Jasmine was walking around in only a t-shirt and I could clearly see her tutuloops

by 'dris September 8, 2009