cokoff

The act of cutting your dick, but then realizing you made a stupid decision.

You know you just fucking messed up when you decide to do a cokoff.

by SupremeMarinoSiblings69 September 18, 2023

cooffer

A man who evokes a certain indescribable feeling of creepiness and douchebag-ity.

Hey kids, stay away from that cooffer over there.

by J-Tro December 7, 2007

comoffable

meaning something is able to come off

that stain on your shirt is comoffable

by that one random person April 20, 2019

coloffal

1) An event or happening that is so screwed up it can only be defined as colossally awful.

2) A complete and total shit show

When the fryolator at work caught on fire, that was a giant coloffal

by Stinkie J April 5, 2016

Cockoff

When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).

Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.

Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.

Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.

Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?

Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.

by Wease and Linda July 7, 2009

chili cookoff

When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.

"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"

by BDReeser January 15, 2009

cockoffscopy

A medical procedure by which a Gentleman who wishes to transition into a Lady, has their genitalia lopped off, whilst creating a bit of a tuck in front of their bunghole, to resemble a vagina.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.

"Here, have you heard about Arthur?"
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."

by MasterScorpio October 17, 2023