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cokoff • Cockoff • cockoffscopy • Cokofy • coloffal • comoffable • cooffer • chili cookoff • Dyke Cooch Cookoff • cop off
comoffable
comoffable by that one random person April 20, 2019
Cockoff
When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).
Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.
Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.
Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.
Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.
Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?
Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.
Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.
Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?
Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.
Cockoff by Wease and Linda July 7, 2009
chili cookoff
When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.
"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"
chili cookoff by BDReeser January 15, 2009
cockoffscopy
A medical procedure by which a Gentleman who wishes to transition into a Lady, has their genitalia lopped off, whilst creating a bit of a tuck in front of their bunghole, to resemble a vagina.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.
"Here, have you heard about Arthur?"
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."
cockoffscopy by MasterScorpio October 17, 2023
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