coloffal Share definition Flag 1) An event or happening that is so screwed up it can only be defined as colossally awful.2) A complete and total shit show When the fryolator at work caught on fire, that was a giant coloffal coloffal by Stinkie J April 5, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the coloffal mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch