cokeblocked
When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
cokeblocked by Elevator July 29, 2007
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Cockblocked by Steve Jobs
The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009
Word of the Day on July 19, 2010
Cockblocked by Jesus
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Cockblocked by Jesus by bombus August 18, 2010
Cockblocked
when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen
Cockblocked by jim June 5, 2003
Cockblocked By Association
When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.
"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
Cockblocked By Association by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013
facebook cockblocked
The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.
"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".
facebook cockblocked by mp2009 February 4, 2009
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