Definitions by mp2009

food error

A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.

"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".

food error by mp2009 February 5, 2009

truck sauce 

1. (noun) Delicious combination of hot sauce, mayonnaise and other secret ingredients that is used as a condiment on subs created by the Shortstop Deli in Ithaca, NY.

2. (adj) an act or thing that is of a high degree of excellence.

1. "Dude, you have to get truck sauce on that PMP sub".

2. "Did you see that dunk by Lebron James?" "Yeah dude, he's the truck sauce".

truck sauce by mp2009 February 5, 2009

pre-pubescent Mayor 

When the mayor of your city acts like he still should be in diapers. Indicative behavior includes stealing ideas from others and crediting them as your own, and riding the coattails of others (especially successful sports teams).

"Dude, look at our pre-pubescent mayor, he will do anything to get his face on the news"

pre-pubescent Mayor by mp2009 February 4, 2009

facebook cockblocked 

The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.

"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".

facebook cockblocked by mp2009 February 4, 2009

fight the go-back urge 

The moment of anguish you face at a fast-food restaurant when you want to go back and get more food, yet realize that if you do, you will regret it in about an hour.

"Man, I really could go for another double-stack. I'm trying to fight the go-back urge."

fight the go-back urge by mp2009 February 2, 2009

brand-new 

A request or demand (depending on the tennor of the voice of the requestee), in which one party requests that another goes to the fridge and grabs him or her a new beer.

Note: When a brand-new is requested, it is uncouth to not comply with the request.

"Dude, Brand-New"

brand-new by mp2009 February 2, 2009

Ring in the new year getting cancer

To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.

"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"

Ring in the new year getting cancer by mp2009 February 2, 2009