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cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.
Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!
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Cooneral 

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
Cooneral by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021

coonerang 

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll
ā€œ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground ā€œ
coonerang by poggerchampion December 25, 2020

cojonero 

Someone who has sex with a lot of women.
Sex cowboy.
He is such a cojonero.
That cojonero is getting a lot of action.
cojonero by Arnold Scrimshaw May 20, 2008

cooneral 

A funeral attended by black people only
that was a pretty sick cooneral wasn't it nigga?
cooneral by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026