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by orangutandaddy69 October 18, 2022
Get the cohyn mug.A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).
"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."
"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."
"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."
by strangebrewn October 28, 2018
Get the Cohencidence mug.Wears a lot of makeup and spray tans, not a whole lot of clothing, and posts all of it on Instagram after heavily photo-shopping.
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
by skooshpoodle October 26, 2019
Get the Danielle Cohn mug.by Pouncing panda July 20, 2017
Get the Danielle Cohn mug.A crazy loving person that will never give up on you even when everything is going wrong. She's creative, talented, smart, artistic, funny, loving, and the most gorgeous girl you will ever see. She will be there for you when no one else is and can take a beating. She's a tough and stubborn ass but if you find a chick with the name Corynn grab her (unless it's mine leave her alone pls) because it will be the best decision you will ever make. Beware tho she's extremely gorgeous and has a great personality so every guy will chase after her.
by Branden1230 December 25, 2015
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by sizzletits908 August 6, 2011
Get the courtney coyne mug.His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018
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