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Post Mortem Cohabitation 

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
Post Mortem Cohabitation by KJP420 February 8, 2021

Cohabitation 

When two people, generally a man and woman but in this day and age it could be any variation of the genders, are living together in a mad frenzy of sex. If say you're "cohabitating" with someone and you're not having sex more often then hormone raged minks, you're not cohabitating.
You will never enjoy the perks of cohabitation, because you're such a fucking retard that you had to use the urban dictionary to find out what it means.
Cohabitation by deathjr November 14, 2003

cohabitation without fornication 

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026