coffeehand

The syndrome of being disabled in one had by coffee.

It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.

by Coffeehand the River Avenger August 29, 2009

Coffeemaning

A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.

'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'

'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'

by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023

coffee hand

the coffee that gets ingrained into the skin of your right hand when you work at a coffee shop. caused by wiping the coffee spill from the shot arm after loading it up. this is then promptly wiped onto the right side of an apron it takes a lot of washing with non-bio to get it off properly.

hello nice to meet you! (shake hands)oh sorry, please excuse my coffee hand...

by filthyhand October 23, 2007

CoffeeWanker

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019

coffeehead

A coffeehead is someone who enjoys drinking 6 to 7 cups of coffee a day, preferably in a cafe with their laptop so everyone can see them write.

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out doing:
- buying coffee
- dressing like their grandma/grandpa
- smoking cigarettes
- listening to somewhat indie music that no one has ever heard of, but plays constantly in cafes
- petting a fat cat
- reading/writing a novel
and things along those lines

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out wearing:
- mocassins
- skinny jeans that aren't too tight
- sweater vests/cardigans
- thick frame glasses
- some form of a beret
- a laptop/camera bag
- flannels
- scarfs (for men and women)
- a large purse/man bag
- tattoos and/or gauges

Chelsgay: "oh my god, i need coffee. i only had 2 cups today."
Chelsgay: "and i can't wear my mocassins because i just got my foot tattoo'd."
Chelsgay: "put on some dallas green, i need to calm down!"
Tricy: "go write a book in a cafe. you're such a fucking coffeehead, man."

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by tricyy April 19, 2009

CoffeeAddict

CoffeeAddict is a guy that is so hot you'd just love to have him in your bed. This guy likes nothing for than to have fun. This guy is handsome, cute, funny and cool.

Ash: OMG, YOUR SUCH A COFFEEADDICT!
James: Thanks, babe.

by James<3 October 27, 2008