One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019
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by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
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The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.
These people are called coffee wankers.
These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009
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Hey confedewanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!
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