CoffeeWanker 

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

CoffeeWanker by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019

409 In Your Coffeemaker 

A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker

409 In Your Coffeemaker by Jaded409 May 30, 2006

Coffee Wanker 

The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

These people are called coffee wankers.

Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.

Coffee Wanker by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009

Confedewanker 

A person who fetishizes the confederacy to the point of masturbating into a confederate battle flag routinely.

Someone should tell that Confedewanker that you can’t just jizz a new star onto the flag.

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022

Confedewanker 

A person that fetishizes the confederacy to the point of routinely masturbating into the battle flag.

Hey confedewanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022

409 In Your Coffeemaker 

A Green Day song, but also a phrase used to describe someone who's totally out of it.Foggy-headed, dazed, or acting generally high though not under the influence of drugs. Can also be used to describe someone with a bad cold who is only awake because they've ODed on Nightquil

"Man, that movie was awesome! What do you want to do now?"
"Uuughh? Yeah,that sounds good..."
"Dude, you're totally 409 In Your Coffeemaker today."

409 In Your Coffeemaker by plataypusIhateyou October 12, 2005

coffeemaker 

a white person (usually female) who finds black people attractive

- "that black guy over there is so hot!"
- "girl, you are such a coffeemaker!"

coffeemaker by carriejean December 10, 2008