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coffeehead 

A coffeehead is someone who enjoys drinking 6 to 7 cups of coffee a day, preferably in a cafe with their laptop so everyone can see them write.

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out doing:
- buying coffee
- dressing like their grandma/grandpa
- smoking cigarettes
- listening to somewhat indie music that no one has ever heard of, but plays constantly in cafes
- petting a fat cat
- reading/writing a novel
and things along those lines

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out wearing:
- mocassins
- skinny jeans that aren't too tight
- sweater vests/cardigans
- thick frame glasses
- some form of a beret
- a laptop/camera bag
- flannels
- scarfs (for men and women)
- a large purse/man bag
- tattoos and/or gauges
Chelsgay: "oh my god, i need coffee. i only had 2 cups today."
Chelsgay: "and i can't wear my mocassins because i just got my foot tattoo'd."
Chelsgay: "put on some dallas green, i need to calm down!"
Tricy: "go write a book in a cafe. you're such a fucking coffeehead, man."

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coffeehead by tricyy April 19, 2009
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Coffeened 

The act of getting fired or let go of from your job.
I heard that Goss just got Coffeened from his job.
Coffeened by BretCJ7 January 7, 2009

coffeebeaning

The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead
"Kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally fucking stank."
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coffeehand

The syndrome of being disabled in one had by coffee.
It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.

coffee head 

A coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. This persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. A coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
This definition is written by a coffee head.

*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.

* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
*man Tony is a hardcore coffee head!
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.
coffee head by Coffee Head September 6, 2013

CoffeeAddict 

CoffeeAddict is a guy that is so hot you'd just love to have him in your bed. This guy likes nothing for than to have fun. This guy is handsome, cute, funny and cool.
Ash: OMG, YOUR SUCH A COFFEEADDICT!
James: Thanks, babe.
CoffeeAddict by James<3 October 27, 2008

Coffeetea 

A tea made from an infusion of coffee leaves. Differs from coffee bean coffee in that its taste is soothing, its acid level is low, it is caffeine free, and it has more antioxidants.
The sensory team said drinking Coffeetea was a very soothing experience.

The first beverage made from the coffee tree was Coffeetea -- centuries before the invention of coffee bean roasting.
Coffeetea by Stephan Dorlandt December 29, 2008
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