Definitions by JImmyIreland

Clownedian 

A comedian that decides to side with certain political agendas

Today a clownedian tries to tell jokes to push and agenda driven motive by taking sides

Clownedian by JImmyIreland September 28, 2022

CoffeeWanker 

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

CoffeeWanker by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019

SNAPFLAKE 

Snapchat users seeking surgery to look like filtered versions of themselves

That snapchat user wants to get a facelift which looks like a filtered version of themselves this person is a snapflake

SNAPFLAKE by JImmyIreland August 5, 2018

WinSymbians 

A collective bunch of fools that clinged onto dead mobile operating systems years after death Symbian and Windows

Today I've seen a bunch of hoodwinked idiots comparing phones of yesteryear to the current trend. They are called Winsymbians

WinSymbians by JImmyIreland September 23, 2017

What's the skinny 

A request for the short version (skinny version) of a story or event.

What's the skinny on that bank robbery downtown today?
3 guys shot up the place and made off with 3 mill in cash.

What's the skinny by JimmyIreland August 17, 2013