5 definitions by JImmyIreland

A request for the short version (skinny version) of a story or event.
What's the skinny on that bank robbery downtown today?
3 guys shot up the place and made off with 3 mill in cash.
by JImmyIreland July 9, 2013
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A comedian that decides to side with certain political agendas
Today a clownedian tries to tell jokes to push and agenda driven motive by taking sides
by JImmyIreland September 28, 2022
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A collective bunch of fools that clinged onto dead mobile operating systems years after death Symbian and Windows
Today I've seen a bunch of hoodwinked idiots comparing phones of yesteryear to the current trend. They are called Winsymbians
by JImmyIreland September 23, 2017
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Snapchat users seeking surgery to look like filtered versions of themselves
That snapchat user wants to get a facelift which looks like a filtered version of themselves this person is a snapflake
by JImmyIreland August 5, 2018
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One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019
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