29 definitions by HappyHenry35

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

hershey highway

1. the road that leads to diabetes and obesity when taken.

Don't go down Hershey Highway. It has too many carbs.

by HappyHenry35 July 3, 2004

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

urbandictionary.com

verb: to idiotically look up the definition of the source in which you are looking up definitions.

noun: 1. a man dressed in drag. 2. the website urbandictionary.com

that urbandictionary.com urbandictionary.com'd on urbandictionary.com !

by HappyHenry35 June 26, 2004

lara lee hood

a very attractive female with nice, large hips.

lara lee hood is so beautiful.

by HappyHenry35 March 15, 2004

no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

crispy

adj. To be vibrant and lively, esp. for describing the elderly as such.

Virgil, an amazing 86 years old, is still working for my dad, and his mind is as clear as ever

by HappyHenry35 March 13, 2003