HappyHenry35's definitions

crispy

adj. To be vibrant and lively, esp. for describing the elderly as such.

Virgil, an amazing 86 years old, is still working for my dad, and his mind is as clear as ever

by HappyHenry35 March 12, 2003

timesy

used to ask the time.
always used with a question mark.
also, the time to which it is asked.

"Timesy?"
"3;15"
or
"The timesy is 3:15"

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2004

regis philbin

noun 1. the person regis philbin
verb 1. to innocently kill a puppy while playing the spoons

regis philbin was aquitted on all charges of regis philbin.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

DO

Doctor of Osteopathy - a system of medical practice based on a theory that diseases are due chiefly to loss of structural integrity which can be restored by manipulation of the parts supplemented by therapeutic measures (as use of medicine or surgery)

My primary care physician is a Doctor of Osteopathy.

by HappyHenry35 July 10, 2004

hershey highway

1. the road that leads to diabetes and obesity when taken.

Don't go down Hershey Highway. It has too many carbs.

by HappyHenry35 July 2, 2004

horny pull

the occurence of a erection causing the foreskin to automatically retract.

Because Erin Stidham gave me head, I nearly reached 8-X=P~. (To learn more about 8-X=P~, visit www.madcowworld.com ) And because her head-giving ability is so powerful, I got a big erection, and subsequently a horny pull.

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003