Coffeeable 

The term used to describe a girl or a boy that is newly single and can be taken out for a coffee as an initial date as opposed to "just friends"

Hey, that girl in my class broke up with her bf last week. She's finally coffeeable

Coffeeable by Kidah April 21, 2011

Coffeetabled 

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

Coffeetabled by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

coffeebeaning

The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead

"Kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally fucking stank."

coffeebeaning by Ahdinko January 9, 2009

coffeetable 

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

coffeetable by Lossreissender February 4, 2010

coffeebreakers 

A small team of security researchers known to mainly focus on iOS.

Jailbreak iOS ETA WEN? Coffeebreakers???

coffeebreakers by Nopper June 8, 2017

coffeebreakers 

a single skid, that refers to hisself as a plural. likes to make fake jailbreaks and hype.

here, we can observe a coffeebreakers alt in the wild
shhh, we don’t want to disturb it
these alts travel in groups, ineffiectively brigading negative opinions against them. They survive off of attention on twitter and donations for non existent tools on their website
despite being called out numerous times by Luca and other *real* developers multiple times, a brigade of 11 year old followers still watch their every movement
looks like they’re running out of food. Watch as they craft an excuse for why they don’t have a jailbreak, and then claim to have an iOS 10.3.1 jailbreak by dragging the unmodified ZiVA exploit into the triple_fetch binary on their GitHub. Haxrs
fascinating creatures
lets continue with the tour
oui! They’ve become hostile! By bringing up the fact that the group doesn’t actually do anything, I’ve stirred them up into a fury! I must excecute a mating call to distract them!
“COPY AND PASTING TWO EXPLOITS TOGETHER DOESNT MAKE YOU A HACKER!”
there we go. They’re good and confused as to why exploitation of a secure operating system can’t be drag-and-drop. Looks like they’ll go back to their usual activities like browsing reddit, stealing work and logo design. This tour lives another day!

coffeebreakers by nullpixel January 1, 2018

Coffeeblow 

When ya have a cup of coffee and a blow job

GIRLFRIEND.."good morning baby would you like some tea and biscuits or coffee and cornflakes or a coffeeblow?"
BOYFRIEND.. a coffeeblow
GIRLFRIEND.. (gobble,gobble)
BOYFRIEND.. (sip)

Coffeeblow by Coffee and blow job May 26, 2019